myathesquishyoctopus:

sartorius25:

Your eyes. Are an ocean.

Your breasts. Are also an ocean.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

IT’S SO *TEEEEEEEEENDER*

When you're watching you're favorite show and you have to pee

wowfunniestposts:

You’re like:

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But the moment it cuts to a commercial,

And you run to the toilet like:

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After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like

While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like

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But then you make it in time so you’re like

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what a funny blog

(Source: retardedwhisperer)

rainbowbarnacle:

jumpingjacktrash:

oh my gosh i want a teeny octopus

Always reblog teeny octopus.

(Source: khoaismissing, via not-a-single-fuck)

metallikato:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE 

Will you do the fandango?

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING

VERY VERY FRIGHTENING 

Me!

Galileo,Galileo

Galileo,Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificooooooooooo

(via uncumfortable)

archiemcphee:

These are fantastic digital manipulations by Dutch artist, Koen Hauser. As part of the series Modische Atlas der Anatomie, Hauser takes a female subject, photographs her body in certain frozen poses, and then digitally adds/removes her skin to reveal organs and internal body structures. Pretty awesome.

[via Juxtapoz]

anxietyville:

“The Courtyard of the Old Residency in Munich”
Painted by Hitler in 1914

anxietyville:

The Courtyard of the Old Residency in Munich”

Painted by Hitler in 1914

(Source: geekleetist, via vamping)

Anxiety and paranoia runs rampant in my head. I also like glass.